HE FOUND ME ON FACEBOOK!
The creep.
Like milk falling from the heavens and dripping through gaps in your computer, terrifying your cookies.
HE FOUND ME ON FACEBOOK!
This lamb is so cute.
Get this one.
If we were in a Bollywood movie
If we were in a Bolloywood movie, we would run around trees while we sang nonsense to each other. It would be glorious, my hair will shine like those girls in the Pantene ads and you will drive around on a motorbike, without a helmet because the ground would never dream of scarring awesome. It is a happy time, there are lots of flowers. Unexpectedly, you would die in an unfortunate 'extreme' XBox tournament. Very sad. Much crying ensues.I will become a goodwill ambassador, spreading love through XBox games in your memory.Along my exploits in Peru, I discover an identical twin brother you never knew you had. He will make me think that he is a good person that recycles and drives a Prius and donates iPads to the less fortunate, but he is not a good person, he sells cocaine in the bosoms of Barbie dolls . He fakes your death and keeps you prisoner, I discover you in a dungeon basement and rescue you. We escape, there is much fighting, but you can beat 20 men at once while creating spectacular 'dooshoom' type noises. Shortly after we defeat the minions, there is a big face-off between you and the evil twin. I am confused, you look so alike that I can hardly tell which one is the Barbie bosom infiltrator. I choose you only because you look slightly less skinny after being in a dungeon for two years (which is the most logical conclusion, going against the grain of many Bollywood movies, which will win many many awards), and you defeat your brother with a swift neck punch. And we ride off into the sunset on our tigers adorned with machine guns and cocaine Barbies.The End.
... to ugly plastic wedge sandals!
SAVE ME FROM THE HORROR
*cough*
